Malice in Wonderland

Michael, Big Brother is watching you!

Angry that the new Federal government's internet filter has inappropriately blocked his favourite porn website, Michael and Fred start drinking. They stagger to the park to kick the football where Michael begins to hallucinate.

He soon sees a sadistic, little, blonde girl clinging to a blood soaked rabbit which suddenly squirms free, escaping down a burrow, quickly pursued by the girl.

After Michael's football dribbles down the burrow, the boys follow and find themselves in a strange new land where they come across a tea party held by a guy wearing a large hat and accompanied by men dressed as animals. No, it's not Johnny Depp.

Suddenly, raunchy jazz music begins which incredibly triggers the tea partiers to remove their clothes and indulge in a gay orgy.

A horrified Michael and Fred flee. They quickly come across the little, blonde girl who is busy teaching a class of S & M to naked men. Again, things hot up sexually as the sleazy, raunchy jazz music starts up.

The boys depart before discovering a castle. Once inside, the raunchy music recommences, driving the Queen of Tarts and her princess to get it on while all her female guards participate in a lesbian orgy.

Michael and Fred join the party but are soon disappointed when immediately imprisoned, pending execution.

Michael eventually reclaims his football and uses it to knock the crown off the queen's head. He now has the crown which controls the pornographic music, which controls the sex scenes.

Did you get all that?

Michael awakens from his hallucination and the next night, to beat the internet filter, he and Fred spy on a sleazy politician who surfs the net unrestricted; unfortunately landing on a site where the girls are just a bit too young for Michael's tastes.